TinySigns

Seeing pictures flying around in circles, like it was possessed, I think is a better way of viewing a image-infested site, don’t you think? Well, let me share to you a javascript trick, that I would not like you to use in my site. Don’t tell me I did not warn you.

I use to do this trick after getting into an image-infested site (Google image search or a Friendster or MySpace or Flickr) account and just watch those images circle around the screen like mad cows.

But before you start using it, let me just remind you, that I am not taking any responsibility to whatever happens after you use this code. I did not make this code either, so do not ask me why it doesn’t work, or what does this part of the code does. To tell you frankly, it is just an endless loop of some computation for the location of a HTML element, try to compute it yourself if you don’t believe me. It will not show you how earn money with AdSense, nor would it give you a better PageRank when used. Just think of it as something that has been created because its author has nothing to do that day.

Here are some things to remember when using this code:

• This code, eats up some/alot CPU processing, so if you have a slow computer, please be warned because it may burn up you processor.
• Do not continuously refresh the page after loading the code, It causes your PC to slow done some more.
• After editing the code, I take no responsibility if your computer stops running, because it could not bear the load it when you run your edited code.
• Use it (the code I posted) on image-infested sites such as google image search, friendster, myspace, Flickr, etc.
• This code, eats up some/alot CPU processing, so if you have a slow computer, please be warned because it may burn up you processor. I had to repeat this, you may have missed it!
• Use javascript enabled browser. Use Firefox! (you ought to replace your IE…)
• This code is client-sid, you what you see is just happening on your computer. How nice would it be to have the same effect on the server side, don’t you think?

The code, just copy-paste it to the URL (where is it? How do you go from one site to another? Google it if you really don’t know!):

javascript:tag=’img’;s=new Date().getTime();function rnd(){s=(s*9301+49297)%25233280;return s/233280.0;};a=0;x=50;y=50;rr=300;d=document.getElementsByTagName(tag);dl=d.length;rxa=new Array();rya=new Array();xa=new Array();ya=new Array();for(i=0;i-dl;i++){rxa[i]=rnd()*rr;rya[i]=rnd()*rr;xa[i]=rnd()*x;ya[i]=rnd()*y;};function fn(){for(i=0;i-dl;i++){d[i].style.position=’absolute’;d[i].style.top=xa[i]-(rxa[i]*Math.cos(a*Math.PI/180))+’px’;d[i].style.left=ya[i]+(rya[i]*Math.sin(a*Math.PI/180))+’px’;}a+=5;}setInterval(’fn()’,50);void(0);

To end it, just press ALT+F4. That is if your computer hasn’t crashed because you didn’t read whole post! If this happens, pray that your CPU hasn’t burnt up yet.

Here is some sort of ways to use it and have fun (Tiny Signs way):

• Get into an internet café, use their computer and leave 1 browser set into a friendster, myspace, flickr, or google image search site (make sure that it has lots of pictures!), before leaving the café, load up the code into the URL then delete the code from the URL (to leave no trace of it. You could also copy some text to clear the one currently on the clipboard), wait for another person to use the computer and discover the images running around in circles.
• Use your friends’ computer and load up the code. If he/she doesn’t know about the code, you could ask him to pay you up and you would fix the computer for him. Tell him that it was a virus that has been making those images circle around.

Here’s another code that causes the whole site to move its position, like a:

javascript:x=0;e=document.body;e.style.position=%22absolute%22;function rt(){e.style.top=100-(50*Math.cos(x*Math.PI/180))+%22px%22;e.style.left=100+(50*Math.sin(x*Math.PI/180))+%22px%22;x+=5};setInterval(%22rt()%22,50);void(0);

Have fun with the code. Hope your computer can handle the code, if not; let me fix it for you! Hehehehe!

Have you tried it on my site? Did’nt I warned you about it?